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Crawl back under your stone.

Thu Nov 8, 2007, 12:24 PM
Yeah, I've noticed a few silly scam type messages popping up in notes lately, that start off kind of praising up a gallery and then offering some kind of financial incentive if you reply. To anyone who perpetuates that kind of thing, I wish you a painful and disgusting illness, preferably one that involves the extrusion of foul smelling bodily fluids.
Ta, ta.

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  • Listening to: Bullshit.
  • Reading: Bullshit.
  • Watching: Rubbish.
  • Playing: Not now.
  • Eating: Your mother.
  • Drinking: Spinach smoothy and it's f'ing lovely.

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  • Current Residence: The nuclear bullseye, England.
  • Interests: Scratch modelling, teaching leisure classes.
  • Favourite movie: Night of The Living Dead, Ed Scissorhands, Charlie & The Choc Factory(Wilder.) LOTR. Kong(origin
  • Favourite band or musician: Enigma. Morrissey. Roy Orbison. Billy Bragg. Bryan Adams. Johnny Cash.
  • Favourite genre of music: Whatever's going. Bit of this, bit of that.
  • Favourite artist: Vallejo, Jacob Epstein, Me, some of you.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anne Rice. Tolkien. Steven Pressfield. Love the original horror classics.
  • Favourite photographer: As of today, twisteDtenDerness - check it out.
  • Favourite style of art: "Digital art," what's that? Drawings of somebody's finger?
  • Operating System: Brain (sold as seen.)
  • MP3 player of choice: Still saving up for a gramaphone!
  • Shell of choice: Argonauta argo.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Lickable - The snosberries taste like snosberries.
  • Skin of choice: Roast chicken, just out of the oven.
  • Favourite game: Anything featuring zombies. Timesplitters FP.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob,Squiddy, Futurama, Homer/Marge,Teegra(Fire & Ice).
  • Personal Quote: Studied art with RA.........Rolf 'Arris.
  • Tools of the Trade: Educated fingers.

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~elfboi:iconelfboi: Jun 26, 2009, 12:33:24 PM
You've been tagged!

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~NickMilliner:iconNickMilliner: Jan 16, 2009, 6:55:08 AM
thanx

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^Kitten-of-Woe:iconKitten-of-Woe: Oct 30, 2008, 7:21:01 PM
I have included you in my feature news article It's the witching hour and a full moon is rising. Please :+favlove: the article if you like it so that more people will see this wonderful art made by you and the other artists. :thanks:

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*Fooflemay:iconFooflemay: Sep 26, 2007, 9:10:54 AM
You crack me up! Good to see you are keeping busy! :)
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~jvk:iconjvk: Oct 1, 2007, 3:16:41 AM
Thanks Huns.
Isn't there a song that goes "You crack me up, so I can walk on mountains. You crack me up to something stomy seas..." blah, blah.
That song may not have reached the colonies yet...or maybe I made it up.
Anyhoom, hi there!

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"It wasn't Beauty killed the Beast...It was the f---ing planes, you idiot!"
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~QuiverLick:iconQuiverLick: Aug 4, 2007, 6:45:23 PM
Ooh. I've been gone from DA for a while and have only now stopped by your page and I must take a moment to gasp!

Lots of goodies you've left for me to view!
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~jvk:iconjvk: Aug 6, 2007, 4:29:33 AM
I wish I had better stuff, but I've been busy training to teach at college and that hasn't left me with a lot of free time this year. I still see other peoples stuff that makes me feel like crap.

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The only good corpse is a dead corpse.
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Mood: Joy ~QuiverLick:iconQuiverLick: Aug 18, 2007, 5:17:00 PM
What good is it to compare yourself to others? Instead, share your talent with others (through your teaching and your fine Deviantart gallery). Oh wait! You are doing just that! Good job, buddy! Kudos to you!
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*punkguta:iconpunkguta: Jun 26, 2007, 11:42:15 AM
Thank you very much for the :+fav: on my Masks of porcelain for theatre!!
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~shelleykelly:iconshelleykelly: Mar 22, 2007, 11:35:13 AM
you have a fucking awesome gallery
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